Through my blog I wish to update my readers about the immense ‘labor pain’ a man has to undergo to ‘pataofy’ a babe. Now women have an inherent quality of being wooed because the name itself says “woo-man woo”
· Telephone bills are the first problem men are facing while trying to woo a woman, whether he cuts down on his daily expenses or he makes sure that he does not smoke as regularly as he used to but the female fraternity cares a least or are they helping smokers
· Travel expenses – who is worst hit by the petrol bills rising any guesses, its men dear because pick and drop isn’t as frequent for the cabbies as it is for men who are dating the love of their life
· Men have made great friends with owls as they are the only species awake along with ‘dating men’ during the graveyard shifts
· Moms are the worst hit lot, worried about their only son falling for a stranger and the insecurity of loosing out to a young girl who ‘doesn’t know nothing about this world and you are going ga-ga over her already’
· Just in case you dared to date more than one, you sure are in for a disaster of being caught online, caught on the phone, caught on orkut, caught on camera, toilet(even that ain’t safe anymore)
· “Were you eyeing the other woman while I am around?” Have you come across any such question. Oh there now don’t start pondering over what could be a possible answer because you normally would not find any, you already are caught. Admit it than cover it, you may be forgiven
· Have to look around into you car? That’s a big homework before your car is parked into your house because you mom could be sniffing around the next time she sits at the back seat. Hair follicles need to stay out.
The next time you are planning to date a girl make sure you have all the arrangement done at your end. I know it sounds harsh but then you were made to go after them and you really can’t help it except for being ‘careful’
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6 comments:
hi rahul,
just gone through to your blog, you have given a good message for the every youth who waste his money abd time on dating as its their age to prove themselves.
hehey!! good one...I couldn't agree more :-)
hehehehe,
its a gud blog 4 all those guys who bogged around gals and wasting time n also have to b careful after all to enter into their house and ofcourse be careful for going outing with the family.
Dear Swthrt,
I thnk u had a lot of GOOD as well as Bad experience.
Anyways thnks for teaching the GUYS on HOW to play safe game.
great blog i really enjoyed reading it.
it seemed almost a but pointed though.
some people may avtually fall head over heels for someone and really cant stand to be apart from them :P
but it was very funny i especially liked the toilet part.
i think mostly all guys doesnt waste but rather i would say , they invest in such activities knows tat its a long term investment(u know wt i mean).Tis is all planned .....to achieve their goals..
The narration was quite interesting but too much of male chauvinism shows in there...and being a woman and proud of my existence i would say that woman deserves a better treatment n respect than tis and if a man is goin' out with her,he should also be equally proud to admit not hide it.
Cheers!!
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